Suicide Bears!

Gunaxf gb gur punevfzn bs gur irel benatr-ybbxvat Furevss Wbua Ohaaryy (erg.), V nz abj tbvat nebhaq pnyyvat crbcyr 'Ubccrq Hc Ubbqyhzf'.
Qnza lbh, JJCI!
*funxrf svfg*

Today's first paragraph makes no sense due to the coding powers of this site.

Oh, I was wandering through the Randi forums and someone had found this site.

The funniest bit?
Suicide bears.
Oh yes.

We have all heard about dolphins and whales beaching them selves
this has been going on for sometime now,but we are now hearing
and learning about larger numbers and its becoming more frequently..

The lord has shown me in a recent dream or vision that this will now
turn to land animals.

Due to the change in polar shift and weather flux we will now begin
to see and hear about bears trying to commit suicide.

If you happen to live in areas with large bear populations
be very careful of these bears.because they will begin to act
like whales and dolfins beaching their selves,but these bears
will go about this in a different way.they will throw them selves
in front of cars and trucks and also you will find them jumping
off cliffs or enter areas where they will be shot and hunted down.
They know the world is in big trouble and they cant bear it any
longer.they have lost their will to live,and we will all hear
and see this in the news,and the scientist will not tell us the
reason why,but the wild life have a sense of the coming planet x
and the tribulation that will follow,for it will be just like it
was in the days of noah when the floods came,and god only saved
two of every kind.all the rest of life will be lost.for god will
show his elect the truth of things to come,and nature is a big
part of gods creation and we should all take notes and be wise.....

Please be extra careful when driving,the time is come!!!

Ye-e-e-e-es.

So, in closing, I must wish my mother a happy birthday
(Happy Birthday!)
and I'll see you next time.