Why...
...does my eyeball hurt?
...is it still dripping under the BDP two days after the rain stopped?
...can't I remember the last time I saw the 'Reclam the Strets' graffiti?
...can't I resist a sudoku?
...must it be so close to Christmas?
...have I not done my Christmas shopping?
...has someone thrown away my fruit?
...am I worried about towels?
posted by Hieronymous Anonymous @ 3:45 pm
4 comments
4 Comments:
1. Because my voodoo doll really works!
2. Pigeons drool in their sleep.
3. Senility is setting in.
4. I'll let you know when I figure out what a sudoku is. But I'd guess it's because you missed your vaccine against it.
5. Because the Catholic church decided to set the 25th of December as Christmas. So go yell at the Pope about it.
6. Again, blame the Pope. It can't possibly be your fault.
7. Maybe your fruit evolved into fruit flies, and it flew away?
8. Because you're worried that some day you'll end up in a wheelchair?
Answer to all except the eyeball and the dripping: because you are Boo. You are too intelligent and therefore can't stop the thinking process.
Stop worrying honey. Everything will be allright.
My answer to the Christmas one has to do with the solar calendar and the shifting of the seasons, which means that it couldn't possibly be Christmas in Australia and that I have to go sacrifice a goat real soon now...
I love sudoku Boo! I cannot resist it's charms either!
If you don't have enough towles, we'll all bring one ok! It'll be fine. Stop stressing!
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