Nerdiness , BTVS style...

Point one. I am a nerd. We're all clear on that, right? So it won't surprise you that some of the time when I'm wandering about making tea or whatever, I sing the songs from the Buffy episode 'Once More With Feeling'.

There's a bit in the song that Spike sings where it goes:

I know I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
but I can see you're unimpressed

Now, I once made the mistake of telling Matt that, due to James Marster's accent, I always expected that first line to go:
I know I should go
But I follow you like a mountain goat

So now I'll be happily pottering around singing to myself and Matt'll stick his head round the door and sing:
I know I should go
But I follow you like a mountain goat
There's a traitor here beneath my boat
And it hurts me more than a rabid stoat
If my heart could beat, it would wear a coat
but I can see you've got a float...
...or words to that effect.
Bastard.