Headless in Seattle!
*Under the BDP, there is now a Headless Pigeon which appears to have been gutted.
*There is also the beer barrel I mentioned before...
*And by it, a Pigeon that has no obvious injuries. Other'n that it's Dead, obviously.
We at Chez BDP suspect it got drunk and fell off the roof. That happens with beer, sometimes.
*And a broken egg.
posted by Hieronymous Anonymous @ 5:17 pm
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5 Comments:
Ok so here goes:
The two pigeons were going some heavy drinking together all last night.
The headed pigeon accidentally knocked the soon-to-be headless pigeon's egg off onto the road where it smashed.
A fight broke out among the two, over who was supposed to clean up the mess. In the melee, the headed pigeon tore off the head of the other pigeon, killing it instantly.
The murdering pigeon was afraid of getting put it pigeon jail, so he tried to dump the body.
Of course, since he was drinking, as he pushed the other pigeon off the ledges, he lost his balance and plunged to the street below, thus breaking his own neck.
That sounds about right, although you forgot to mention the giant mutant pigeon that was carrying the beer.
I was assuming that someone else brought the barrels of beer to placate, or possibly trap, the GMP.
But then, you know what they say about assuming...
Noni, your assessment sounds logical...
Oh, and to explain the diembowelment -- I forgot to add in that a juju pigeon did a little grave robbing for voodoo supplies.
Voodoo pigeons??? A-What now?
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