Monday, June 27, 2005

Yarrrrrr, me hearties!

Conditions under the BDP today.

*Damp - despite the beautiful weather recently, the BDP hoards water from rain showers jealously. Possibly to aid the Pigeons.

*Busy. Large quantities of Pigeon activity both on the ground and in the air.


*The two DPs in the middle of the road are now 1/4 inch thick gunk.

*The SSDP is hanging on to Pigeon shape valiantly.

*Another tyre has appeared. However, the warehouse adjoining the BDP had its door open today, and appears to be a massive empty garage, so that may be an explanation.

*New item. A rubbish bag, around the same size as a normal black sack, with a foot long rectangle of concrete inside. The concrete had a couple of holes in. What sort of warfare is this?

In other news... I'm feeling a bit better.
Also, I am going camping in a couple of weeks.
Thank you.


At 4:56 pm, Anonymous Charybdis said...

The concrete is to get rid of undesirable pigeons. The gulls stuff the pigeons in the holes then throw the block in the pond.

As for the warehouse, maybe the pigeons are forming an army and needed somewhere away from prying eyes in which to practice drilling.

At 5:06 pm, Blogger Hieronymus Anonymous said...

Hmmm, but there is no pond nearby.

However, there was a mysterious fire at the building site by the BDP a few weeks back.
I'd never thought they were connected.
Getting rid of evidence, I wonder?


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