And more Acci...

Dead Pigeon, you're the one,
You make walking lots of fun,
Dead Pigeon, I'm morbidly fond of you!

Woo woo be doo

Dead Pigeon, joy of joys,
When I prod you, there's no noise!
Dead Pigeon, you're all decomposing, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the office,
I find a little fella who's
Dead and grey and noxious!

Rub-a-dub-a-doxious!

Dead Pigeon, you're so dead,
And I notice you're fetid,
Dead Pigeon, I'm morbidly fond of you!

Every day when I
Make my way to the office,
I find a little fella who's
Dead and grey and noxious!

Dead Pigeon, you're so dead,
And I notice you're fetid,
Dead Pigeon, I'm morbidly fond of-
Dead Pigeon, I'd like to abscond with-
Dead Pigeon, I'm morbidly fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo!

ETA To the tune of 'Rubber Duckie', of course.