Today at the BDP

*Large Dead Pigeon unrecognisable as anything other'n three patches of bloody mush with a couple of feathers on.

*Slightly Smaller Dead Pigeon (henceforth referred to as SSDP) strangely only half flattened.

*No cheeping.

*Pigeons very, very active (other than the two mentioned above).

*I narrowly escaped dive-bombing.