I'd just like to point out that the signature is actually really tiny, because I'm a coward. And then I worried all the way home that somebody saw me and was going to call the police.
I find it distasteful how you exploit the suffering of pigeons for your blog. People like you should be tarred and feathered and run over by lorries so that you know what it's like to be a pigeon in today's humanocentric world.
Pigeons of the world - UNITE - and force the humans back into their caves where they belong. Only through our combined might can we prevail.
Think of me as an archivist. Tallying the Dead Pigeons so that there shall be remembrance of those brave individuals who fell in the infamous Turf Wars of '05.
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You vandal you! I never realised what a criminal you were! ;)
I'd just like to point out that the signature is actually really tiny, because I'm a coward.
And then I worried all the way home that somebody saw me and was going to call the police.
I find it distasteful how you exploit the suffering of pigeons for your blog. People like you should be tarred and feathered and run over by lorries so that you know what it's like to be a pigeon in today's humanocentric world.
Pigeons of the world - UNITE - and force the humans back into their caves where they belong. Only through our combined might can we prevail.
Your obediant pigeon-loving human 5th columnist.
Think of me as an archivist. Tallying the Dead Pigeons so that there shall be remembrance of those brave individuals who fell in the infamous Turf Wars of '05.
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