Episode 2 and all that jazz.

Rewatched Star Wars Episode 2 last night. Or rather, the second half of it.

That was really the bit I wanted to see, what with the big Jedi fight, and Yoda going all kung fu master and all.
My four thoughts on this:

• Ewan McGregor had obviously been told that he wasn’t to sound too Scottish as Obi Wan. Apparently, the only other accent he can do is upper-class English. You sort of expected him to charge into battle shouting “Stiff upper lip, chaps! Let’s give those bally clones what for, what?”
  
• Senator Amidala apparently has magic white clothes that never get dirty.
  
• Since all the Sith/ evil Jedis have red lightsabers, does that mean when someone’s gradually turning evil, the lightsaber goes purple? (Or brown if it were green to start off with.) “Watch out for him… he has a mauve lightsaber!”
  
• If someone gets slashed with a lightsaber, shouldn’t it cauterize the wound?

Y'know, like, art stuff. Can't remember if I've posted them before. What the hey.





Harry Potter is Evil spoof.