Thursday, June 09, 2005


Why do zombies eat brains?
Are they particularly nutritionally balanced, with all their brainy goodness?


At 7:15 pm, Anonymous LaMa said...

Brains are very nutritious. They are rich in fats. And being a Zombie, you don't have to worrie about prione diseases

At 7:24 pm, Blogger Hieronymus Anonymous said...

Huh, but if you're dead, you don't need to ingest, surely?

At 8:21 am, Anonymous accipiter said...

Zombies eat brains because doing so is included in their contract. What use is a vegan zombie to anyone? "Attack of the Soufflé-Eating Undead" just wouldn't work, and you know how touchy zombies can be about their public image. It has to be brains, or the whole idea simply falls apart.


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